"All I can do is be me, whoever that is." -Bob Dylan
My name is Tom. I'm a kid from Indiana with a knack for making waves wherever I go. These are pieces of me.
Got home from work just now, and my neighbor across the hall is vacuuming her apartment. Who the fuck does that at 3am?
Jamming to Blink-182 through my headphones in the kitchen. I regret nothing.
Saw ‘Let’s Be Cops’ today, and it was hilarious. It also won points w/ me b/c Jake Johnson’s character was also a former Purdue football player who should have gone pro, but got hurt.
Couch shopping is tougher than I thought.
Paying all my own bills reminds me that I’m supposed to be a real adult, but I don’t feel like one. I get weirded out when people from work introduce me to their kids as Mr. Chew.